Seattle has a fairly large homeless population, so it’s not uncommon to see someone standing on a street corner, cardboard sign in hand, asking for money.
This weekend, I saw two signs that, if nothing else, deserve points for honesty and creativity, respectively.
The first read: “Why lie? Need money to buy beer.”
The second read: “Ninjas killed my parents. Need money to learn Kung Fu.”
Seriously.
Ben Irwin 